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  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is
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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(via fake-mermaid)

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peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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kissmeok:

love/couples♡

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appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

(via pizza)

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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