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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via ugly)

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passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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sexualbae:

well he’s not lying

sexualbae:

well he’s not lying

(via magicul)

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lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

(via joshpeck)

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via ugly)

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via covocal)

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troyleroakley:

The Photobooth Challenge (ft. Miranda Sings) (x)

(via i3troyler)

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